Ign.

Ok, so unless you live in a f***ing box, you should know what IGN is. Just in case you don't, IGN is a website that reviews video games. There are guides, cheats, and reviews from visiters. IGN has reviewed every video game that I have ever heard of. You should go there right now! Seriously. I'm not typing any more. GO. NOW.

God of War

Oh, gods, It's JUNE. Sorry, I haven't posted in like a million years. Today, I'll be breaking off from the !NT3RW385 to talk about the best (and the goriest) game to make through the rating system: God of War. This series of games is about a spartan warrior named Kratos who becomes a servant of Ares, the God of War, kills his own family, and creates a bloody trail through the world of Ancient Greek mythology. After killing Ares and becoming the new God of War, Kratos is killed by Zeus, king of the gods, and vows to kill him. Now, we cut to the latest game, God of War III. Kratos is climbing Mt. Olympus with the aid of the Titans. As you can see from the picture, Kratos (the one on the left) has just ripped off the head of Helios (the one on the right).
Helios was a GOD. Not a mortal, not some creepy person with glowing eyes and mouth, a GOD.
I can't really explain more today, but I'll show you more of God of War later.

-Ciao

Flash Games everyone must play

Today, I'll tell you about some flash games. First, there's Fancy Pants Adventure. I remember playing this game for hours when I was like, 9.

Second, there's Interactive Buddy. If you've never played this game, then you are a completely obsolete human being. Get the heck off my site.

Lastly, we have the piece of resistance: Whack Your Boss. This game is mind-snappingly violent, but so funny I almost peed my pants the first time I played it. That's all for now.

PS. My forum is down, so I made a new one. http://loztot.darkbb.com/ please visit!

zee forums

Ok, for my first actual post, I'll give you some links to some forums. First off is the forum I visit the most frequently, The Underland Chronicles. This was the first I ever joined. You can find really nice people here. here's the link: http://www.theunderlandchronicles.com/phpbb3/

sadly, there's a bug in the system, so they have to work on it for a little while.


Next, I'll show you my forum. No one has actually visited yet. Here's the link: http://olympian.darkbb.com/

If you register first, I might make you an Admin.

Lastly, There's the Hunger Games. This is a sister site to The Underland Chronicles. No bugs in this one. A-Ma-Zing. http://www.hungergamestrilogy.com/phpbb3/

That's all for today.

It is I, Ruler of T3h !nt3rn3t!!

Greetings, pathetic mortals. The ruler of teh interwebz has finally arrived. I will be updating frequently about anything and everything on the internet. You give bad comments= ruler of t3h !nt3rn3t eats your brains. Enjoy!